Hello gentle Americans.  Poor, pretty John Edwards.  Once again he is front-page news as his mistress makes their torrid affair public, showing pictures of their 2 year-old love child, that was birthed from their heated nights of passion behind his cancer stricken, pack mule of a wife.   Sound messy, huh?

Just a little gay?

His sex addiction and self destruction are so strong that during his presidential race he through care and common sense to the wind and bedded this bimbo, which has since come to back to bite him in his smooth ass.  The bimbo is trying to come across as a saint, saying she was seduced by his sexual power when really she is just another blond home wrecking slut. John Edwards surely is not innocent; he is just another sex craved political egomaniac.  Why these two are as American and apple pie and baseball.  Aren’t you proud to be an American today?

Honestly I really don’t think of this as news worthy, once again it is the mild distraction between more pressing problems, such as health care reform, global warming and bankruptcy.   Though secretly I wish I could have been born a blond bimbo whose retirement plan consisted of a vagina and popping out another women’s husbands child; thus selling the story to the press and making a fortune for myself in the process.  But the reality is I am a green wigged drag queen with a cock and balls whose only chance of bedding a celebrity is slim.  Besides the only woman I am attracted to is Sharon Osborne and her vagina is as dry as the Sahara.

Stay fresh,

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