Planning on some trips this summer? Here are some helpful tips on having a blast and save some gas. SLOW DOWN BITCH! Listen bitches, I know you are movers and shakers. So obsessed with your own importance that you need to get where you are going at light speeds. But did you ever think that [Read more]

Hello gentle Americans. I am not one to complain. No, really. But from 6am Thursday, till 1am Friday night, I did not get any sleep. It was not because I was entertaining a gentleman caller. That would have been nice. But alas, it was work related. Show biz, sometimes, has its downsides. The days of [Read more]

Hello gentle Americans. Yesterday I decided to make a trek to the  Fred Torres Gallery, in Chelsea, to see Courtney Love’s art show- She’s Not Even Pretty. Yes you read it right. The Punk Princess not only can sing (poorly), act (decently at times), and shoot heroine (does that very well), she can also paint. [Read more]

Hello gentle Americans. I am reluctant to admit this, but sadly I becoming that annoying type of New Yorker that everyone despises-the busy buddy. You are on line at a super market and one of your friends pops by to say, “hi!”  You let them step in line with you, only to be told in no [Read more]

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Put a little vodka in it and your good to go! That happens to be my favorite way to enjoy a lemon. But did you know, there are at least a dozen other ways to use a lemon?  Of course you didn’t, that’s why I am here. But [Read more]

The Drag Queens on the season finale, of RuPaul’s Drag Race, have become so earnest and grateful that I wanted to take a machete, pretend I was in Vietnam, and chop the queens down like bamboo shafts. First off, who is the makeup artist for the show? All the girls looked like they were aliens [Read more]

All three contestants: Sharon Needles, Phi Phi O’hara and Chad Michaels should have been eliminated by the end of RuPaul’s Drag Race, episode #12. I will go one step further-line the bitches up and shoot them! Nothing says you’re fired, like a firing squad. Each contestant proved to me once again, that drag might be [Read more]

Hello gentle Americans. As far as I know, tonight is the final episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race. The world is asking,  “Who will be crowned America’s next drag superstar?” Ok, not the world. Just one fat, drunk tranny, slumped over the bar at Pieces on Christopher Street. Lady Bunny get your act together! Let’s take [Read more]

Hello gentle Americans. On this sunny saturday afternoon I decided to travel to the east side, to the Museum Of Modern Art. Famed portrait artist, Cindy Sherman, is the current exhibition. If you are not familiar with her work, Cindy photographs herself as different personas in various settings. Ranging from woman from the 1950′s, society [Read more]

Hello gentle Americans. Living in NYC one gets used to certain pests-mice; roaches; seeing the Lady Bunny perform live. Out of those three, guess which one is my least favorite? Roaches. Roaches are those ugly little creatures that scurry around your kitchen and bathroom; depending how untidy you are, the can also be found between [Read more]