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THE MISS’D AMERICA PAGEANT (or The Mess’d America Pageant?)

Jan 27, 2012
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Hello gentle Americans. This past weekend, I had the pleasure of judging the Miss’d America Pageant, in sunny Atlantic City. Hosted by none other than the uber gay Miss Carson Kresley! The Miss’d America drag pageant raises thousands of dollars for local charities, by thrusting 14 bearded ladies on stage, with one lucky girl being [Read more]

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DO DRUGS. DON’T LET THEM DO YOU!

Jan 25, 2012
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Hello gentle Americans. Demi Moore OD’s and they call it ‘exhaustion’. If I OD, it is called drug addiction. Oh, to be a celebrity and get an 8 ball in a swag bag! To get a swag bag, period.  I would even take one with a Snuggie, Chapstick and a 2 year-old copy of The [Read more]

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DON’T HATE ME BECAUSE I AM BEAUTIFUL. (Just hate me because I am me.)

Jan 23, 2012
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Hello gentle Americans. Many people ask me, “Hedda how do you stay so young and fresh?” That, and how much do you charge for an hour of ‘fun’ time. $350 plus taxes and tolls. Being beautiful comes easier for some; I am one of those lucky few. But of course, there are few things one [Read more]

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READING ME MEANS YOU LOVE ME!

Jan 19, 2012
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Hello gentle Americans. My little video, about RuPaul’s Drag Race season 4 contestants, has received more attention that I could ever have hoped for. Personally, I must say to these queens on season 4-“Get a grip!” If you can’t handle the heat get out of the meth lab. My commentary will only make you stronger [Read more]

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PATSY AND EDINA FORGIVE ME! review of show # 2

Jan 18, 2012
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Hello gentle Americans.  I take back every critical thing that I’ve said about Absolutely Fabulous.  After watching the second episode, ‘JOB’, the spark has once been reignited like a blowtorch to Patsy’s crack pipe. In, ‘JOB’, Edina’s daughter, Saffy, gives her mother a tongue lashing about her poor mothering skills, her fat thighs, and the [Read more]

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RuPAULS’S SEASON 4 CONTESTANT ROUNDUP!

Jan 17, 2012
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Hello gentle Americans.  Season 4 of RuPaul’s Drag Race is almost upon us.  Do you even know who the contestants are? Check out my video and catch up before the big premiere.   Stay fresh, x

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ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS RETURNS! Bring it on bitches.

Jan 13, 2012
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Hello gentle Americans. In the mid 90’s nothing made me laugh more than two aging fashionistas, living in a world of depraved excess, in a tawny part of London. The BBC TV show Absolutely Fabulous aired from 1992-2002, starring Jennifer Saunders as Edina; the pudgy and privileged, red headed fashion road kill. And Joanna Lumley [Read more]

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ECO-FRIENDLY HOOKERS

Jan 11, 2012
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Hello gentle Americans. I have covered this topic in the past-Green Funerals. When I covered it two years ago, it was in its infancy and many new ideas have popped up since then: Using recycled paper for programs; choosing cremation over the standard burial; using cardboard coffins; dumping your dearly departed into the earth and [Read more]

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BEYONCE FARTED OUT A WHITE DOVE

Jan 10, 2012
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Hello gentle Americans. I was just walking down the street when Beyonce’s limo passed by. One of her bodyguards pushed me to the ground and told me I could not walk until her car passed. All the stoplights were scotch taped over and red carpet was placed on the street for her limo to drive [Read more]

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ABORTION BEFORE PREGNANT

Jan 9, 2012
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Hello gentle Americans.  With the republican candidates in New Hampshire debating one another, telling their constituents about the issues that are important to them, I am finding the entire process repulsive.  Each candidate tries to lick the balls of the zealot right ignoring the rest of the nation.  They lie and they change their position [Read more]

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