Hello gentle Americans.  I just watched Lady Gaga’s new video for Telephone and all I can say is how many envelopes can one girl push-murder, Lesbianism, freaky fashions, prison, bad acting and the most shocking offender of all-littering!

Yes my Earth loving people there is one scene where Gaga gets out of prison, the lovely Beyonce is waiting in a car for her, she feeds Gaga a sugary treat, Gaga takes a huge bite out of it and then the now stank Beyonce throws it out the window onto the pavement!  How careless!  There are enough people out there who think that the street is there garbage can and they drop their droppings wherever they please. Now the just received permission by one of the biggest stars in the world that littering is ok. “I saw Beyonce do it in a video so why can’t I?’ I can hear one of her ignorant fans defending her bad behavior.  They can’t separate the fact that this is a video and not real life, this is the life they want to have and they will go to any lengths to emulate it.

Now killing and littering will become part of the fabulous life of those wanting to be rich and famous and the Earth will once again be the victim of another hate crime.  But sadly we all suffer when someone litters.  So fuck you Beyonce and Gaga!  I demand an immediate apology.

Stay fresh,

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