Hello gentle Americans.  For those fags who live under a sequined rock this Sunday is Super Bowl Sunday.  I prefer to call it Super Ball Sunday because all those men in those tight white pants, with cups accenting their enormous nuts, is enough to make this girl cream in her panties. Who’s playing?  I don’t know and I don’t care but I will be glued to my flat screen TV, in HD, so I can get the hot nut and ass revue.

Did you know on February 12th people can go to Barbie.com and vote on Barbie’s next profession?  There are so many jobs to choose from: Podiatrist, scuba diver, bus driver, right-wing republican, FOX News Caster (same as right-wing republican) and more.  Personally I would love to see Barbie get a bit grittier in 2010.  How about a street hooker?  Or a terrorist? A gangster rapper or even a Klan’s men?  White Supremacist Barbie just rolls off the tongue so nicely.  But I wonder what shoes go best with a white robe?  Something open toed and sassy I suppose?

Why in Gods name won’t they just call it like it is?  Heiress, Casey Johnson and starlet, Brittany Murphy, recently took a dirt bath under dubious circumstances-Drug addiction!  But the press is trying to sing another tune by saying in Casey’s case, she had a diabetes, and kicked due to a lack of insulin; Murphy dropped dead from pneumonia.  Those hot messes had more pills in their system than the moon has craters.  The shame of drug addiction is the reason for this cover up; if their families came out and told it like it is it could save countless lives.  But what do I expect, truth in Hollywood?

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