Watch Ugly Betty tonight at 10pm (est) on ABC.  I have a wonderful cameo on the program with the uber talented and gorgeous Vanessa Williams.

Hello gentle Americans. If the suck ass reality show, Jersey Shore, can be a bit hit than the reality pilot I filmed several months ago, The Drag Queens OF NYC, is surely going to be picked up.  Based on the Real Housewives of NY, the cameras follow NYC’s top (and not so top) drag queens, in and out of drag, to create a full and rich portrait of what it is like to be a drag artist in the 21st century, in the worlds greatest city. Supposedly some big wig (no, not Lady Bunny) is in negotiations with the producers and will have an answer in the next few months.  I am crossing my nuts as we speak.

No, I did not watch RuPaul’s Drag Race this past Monday; I was otherwise engaged.  Bitter, you ask?  No.  When I auditioned for the show I never expected to be picked, it was just incredible free publicity, and brought my name to the attention of people who shockingly never heard of me.  The queens they did pick are old West Side Highway gutter ho’s; The kind of girls who will blow you in the cabin of a 16 wheeler, pull a knife on you and then steal your wallet.  Frankly, I kind of like those kind of ladies, at least they have an edge.  Well, a sharp one that’s for sure.  Though from what I have heard from my reliable sources is that the show is still terribly lit, RuPaul looks like she is one step away from death and the competition portion of the show was tired!  Sounds like a hit to me.

Stay fresh,

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