Hello gentle Americans.  My grand debut last night, in the Emerald City, was a smashing success. Julia’s was packed with my gay boys and the straight people that love me.  In fact, one woman drove 3 hours just to see me.  Now that is extremely flattering; in fact she brought her entire family, including her 13-year-old daughter.  That’s what I call a fan (or possibly a future stalker)

Oddly enough, I seemed to arrive in Seattle on the very rare sunny day.  Today it is sunny as well.  Hmm, possibly it is because of me?  Though the one thing I hate about Seattle, is that is where Starbucks was born. And like the flu, spread throughout the country like wild fire.  Though I must look on the bright side, whenever I need to use a bathroom there is always a Starbucks to pop into. Or shall i say poop into.

Today I check in on the boat and head to Alaska.  I think I might have a black market Internet connection on the ship.  We will see.

Stay fresh,

X

Hello gentle Americans. Today is the big day!  I will be recording my comedy cd at Comix Comedy Club.  Showtime is 7:30/353 West 14th Street/212.524.2500 to make reservations/$15.

ALL ABOARD!
I have so much to do before today’s big show, because tomorrow I will be leaving for Seattle, to embark on a trip to Alaska, via a glamorous cruise ship.  Whilst on the ship I will be entertaining the gays as we sail around Alaska, bearing witness to Gods crafty work of ice and snow.  I feel truly blessed to be able to see the glaciers before they are a thing of the past, melting into the sea. Sad though that one of their biggest tourist attractions, Sarah Palin, no longer resides in Alaska.  For  twenty five cents you used to be alble to look up her twat and see Russia. Check out www.aquafestcruises.com to book a cabin on the Halloween cruise to Grand Cayman, Cozumel, Mexico, Belize and Rotan Island. The dates for this cruise are from October 25-November 1st and I will be on board as well, entertaining and milling about.

MY SEATTLE DEBUT!
So much to tell you!  Tomorrow night when I arrive in Seattle, where I will be making my debut , performing at the renowned cabaret space and restaurant, Julia’s.  Show time is at 9pm and Julia’s is located at: Julia’s on Broadway- 300 Broadway, E.Seattle, WA 98102. Call (206) 860-1818 to make reservations for the show.

With the huge expense of tapping into the internet while onboard the Holland American Line, I most likely will not be able to blog until the ship returns on Oct 2nd . Blogging, up until than, may be sparse, but rest assuredly for some great stories upon my return!

Stay fresh,

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